Kids Cards

Out of the mouths of babes, right? Or, what I think they would say if they could. I’m always looking for funny vintage kid pictures. And here you have them…

"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

Jean Kerr

My interest in kitchen chores has seriously freaking waned over the years.

Nobody likes a smart-ass!

I am Seriously Badass

Resting bitch face, the bangs version.

I don't see sprinkles on this cupcake!

The last guy who called me Honey is my crawlspace.

I think you overestimate my capacity to give a shit

Some of us are born glamorous.

Happy Birthday, dammit!

You're HOW old?

You don't need to say it. I know I look good.

Hard to believe, but I'm not really a morning person.

Early onset manspreading

When he starts mansplaining...

Enjoy life's simple pleasures.

I'm psyched for Taco Tuesday.

Shit's bout to get real up in here!

Green isn't a bad quality when chocolate is concerned,

Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse!!

Sorting out the sister stuff.

It's my fourth brain fart today!!!

Oh my, I do believe I have the vapors...

An empty diaper and a head full of plans.

You are FABulous! (as am I)

It's off to clown jail

I kind of have a thing for shoes.

I would like a pizza. A very large pizza.

Instagram influencers for the anti-social.

Why yes, another piece of cheesecake would be lovely.

Yeah, we'll get right on that Bosshole!

Yeah, my panties are in a wad! Your point being?

I should NOT have started that second bottle.

Well, if I'm not the Queen, I'd like to know who is!

Seriously...I need a drink.

Just because it fits doesn't mean you should wear it.

Let's talk about your pottymouth.

They don't have my size!!

Thanks for always being there.

My ball. My rules

Mondays! Am I right?

Did someone lose weight? 'Cause I think I found it.

I am up for literally anything!

Pards for life.

I can't do WHAT in the pool?!

When you look good, you feel good.

You ooze confidence!

Doc, none of my personalities like me

Got my Louboutins and I'm ready to roll!

I hate this family.