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Kids Cards

Out of the mouths of babes, right? Or, what I think they would say if they could. I’m always looking for funny vintage kid pictures. And here you have them…

 

"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."

Jean Kerr

Images created by Michele Cokl Naylor. All rights reserved.

It's my fourth brain fart today!!!
It's my fourth brain fart today!!!
I swear to God, if he's NOT asking for directions...
I swear to God, if he's NOT asking for directions...
Chocolate!!
Chocolate!!
It's off to Clown Jail.
It's off to Clown Jail.
Uh Oh! Where's the lady with the diapers?
Uh Oh! Where's the lady with the diapers?
An empty diaper and a head full of plans
An empty diaper and a head full of plans
EXcellent!!
EXcellent!!
You are FABulous! (as am I)
You are FABulous! (as am I)
Great, my life is in the funny papers. Again!
Great, my life is in the funny papers. Again!
That's how I roll, Sister!
That's how I roll, Sister!
They don't have my size!!
They don't have my size!!
You talking to me?
You talking to me?
Let's talk about your pottymouth...
Let's talk about your pottymouth...
Oh my, I do believe I have the vapors...
Oh my, I do believe I have the vapors...
Roomy? I'm riding my Vespa right now.
Roomy? I'm riding my Vespa right now.
I shopped 'til I dropped!
I shopped 'til I dropped!
Yeah, my panties are in a wad. Your point being?
Yeah, my panties are in a wad. Your point being?
Just because it fits doesn't mean you should wear it.
Just because it fits doesn't mean you should wear it.
Another wardrobe malfunction.
Another wardrobe malfunction.
Let's blow this pop stand.
Let's blow this pop stand.
So then, my Visa card just exPLOded!!
So then, my Visa card just exPLOded!!
Did someone lose weight? 'Cause I think I found it.
Did someone lose weight? 'Cause I think I found it.
Seriously...I need a drink.
Seriously...I need a drink.
Well, if I'm not the Queen, I'd like to know who is!!
Well, if I'm not the Queen, I'd like to know who is!!
Even girl pushups make me tired!
Even girl pushups make me tired!
I should NOT have started that second bottle.
I should NOT have started that second bottle.
I hate this family!
I hate this family!
I would like a pizza. A very large pizza.
I would like a pizza. A very large pizza.
Yeah, we'll get right on that, Bosshole!
Yeah, we'll get right on that, Bosshole!
why yes, another slice of cheesecake would be lovely.
why yes, another slice of cheesecake would be lovely.
I got a new clothes rack!!
I got a new clothes rack!!
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse!!
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse!!
Mondays! Am I right?
Mondays! Am I right?
Doc, none of my personalities like me.
Doc, none of my personalities like me.
I think you overestimate my capacity to give a shit!
I think you overestimate my capacity to give a shit!
My ball. My rules.
My ball. My rules.
OMG! I haven't taken a selfie in like ten minutes!
OMG! I haven't taken a selfie in like ten minutes!
Yo, I think I made this plate when I was doing a nickel in the state pen.
Yo, I think I made this plate when I was doing a nickel in the state pen.
I kind of have a think for shoes.
I kind of have a think for shoes.
Well, crap! What did I come in here for?
Well, crap! What did I come in here for?
Oh, you heard right! I am seriously badass!
Oh, you heard right! I am seriously badass!
Casual Fridays are out of control.
Casual Fridays are out of control.
You ooze confidence!
You ooze confidence!
The last guy who called me "honey is in my crawlspace.
The last guy who called me "honey is in my crawlspace.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't see sprinkles on this cupcake!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't see sprinkles on this cupcake!
I'm hanging on your every word.
I'm hanging on your every word.
Some of us are born glamorous!
Some of us are born glamorous!
Happy Birthday, dammit!
Happy Birthday, dammit!
You're HOW old? Happy Birthday...I guess...
You're HOW old? Happy Birthday...I guess...
You don't need to say it. I know I look good.
You don't need to say it. I know I look good.
When he starts mansplaining...
When he starts mansplaining...
Early onset manspreading.
Early onset manspreading.
Hard to believe, but I'm not really a morning person.
Hard to believe, but I'm not really a morning person.
My pet peeves? How much time do you have?
My pet peeves? How much time do you have?
I hope when I meet Prince Charming...
I hope when I meet Prince Charming...
Shit's 'bout to get real up in here!
Shit's 'bout to get real up in here!
I'm psyched for Taco Tuesday.
I'm psyched for Taco Tuesday.

Dog Cards

Dogs. To know them is to love them. They are the best greeters, little creatures that wiggle into our hearts, relentless exercise reminders, best friends, a warm spot on the couch, a reminder that we are not the be-all and end-all in the world.

 

"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really."

Agnes Sligh Turnbull

Images created by Michele Cokl Naylor. All rights reserved.

Butt's up?
Butt's up?
Carry me toward the cat!
Carry me toward the cat!
You create a distraction, I'll grab her sandwich.
You create a distraction, I'll grab her sandwich.
Guess what I just rolled in!
Guess what I just rolled in!
I'm waiting!!
I'm waiting!!
Little help!
Little help!
I LOVE this pillow!!
I LOVE this pillow!!
Damn squirrel!
Damn squirrel!
Love always waits at home.
Love always waits at home.
A sweater would be nice...
A sweater would be nice...
Whiskey...neat!
Whiskey...neat!
I think you know what you did...
I think you know what you did...
Stay weird!
Stay weird!
Belly up to the bar. We're celebrating.
Belly up to the bar. We're celebrating.

Women Cards

The many-faceted woman. We’re each that all right. Our friends know our best qualities and our worst. But, we know theirs so we’re even.

 

"A woman is like a tea bag, you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water."

Eleanor Roosevelt

Images created by Michele Cokl Naylor. All rights reserved.

BFF
BFF
It's mani-pedi time, bitches!
It's mani-pedi time, bitches!
Who's ready to talk about ME?!?
Who's ready to talk about ME?!?
Courage
Courage
Enjoy Life
Enjoy Life
Friends
Friends
Keep in Touch
Keep in Touch
Trust
Trust
Mom's Favorite. And the other one.
Mom's Favorite. And the other one.
Girl Power
Girl Power

Cat Cards

They shed, there is always litter around…but then there is the purring. That makes up for everything.

“Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild.”

Mark Twain

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